"I think I know how you fell. Numb... from the avalanche of cutesy picture frames, the reek of bayberry, floormats in your choice of dog breed. I feel your interior ennui, but what's more... I've done something about it My crackerjack design team and I have travelled the four corners of the globe in search of truth, justice, and the ultimate in style. Stuff that works, puts a smile on your face, and doesn't cost a forture. I'm Fred. Why not let me into your home? I promise to help out aruond the house..." - Love Fred